Subscription · 1 brand · monthly re-scan

Catch what AI says
while you sleep.

One full re-scan a month. A correction playbook refreshed each cycle. Email alerts when something material changes. A trend dashboard that tracks accuracy over time.

$399/mo1 brand · cancel anytime · billed monthly

Includes all $49 AI Readiness Report features every month. Cancel anytime; data stays read-only for 90 days.

Trend · AI Readiness Score
christmasornot.com · last 6 months
71
+47 since Jan
100704010DecJanFebMarAprMay
Critical <40Improving 40–69Healthy ≥70
What's included

What runs every month, on autopilot.

The cheapest way to make sure the accuracy you fixed last quarter is still accurate next quarter.

01 / Report

Everything in the AI Readiness Report

Consensus matrix, model reliability, severity ranking, competitor comparison, PDF export, shareable preview card — every month, refreshed automatically.

Refreshed monthlySame depth as the one-time AI Readiness Report
02 / Playbook

Correction playbook, refreshed each cycle

The same prioritized correction playbook from the $199 Full Accuracy Report — included with every monthly subscription and re-run on the same cadence as your scans. See what to fix, ranked by impact, with effort estimates and copy-paste fixes.

Included monthly12+ ranked actions · effort estimates · agency-toggleable per brand
03 / Re-scan

Monthly automated full re-scan

The same 50–80-question scan as the $199 Full Accuracy Report, re-run on the first of each month. Model queries plus a fresh site crawl. Trend captured automatically.

1× per month3 models · 50–80 questions
04 / Alerts

Email alerts on material change

One email when something actually moved — score delta ≥5 points, or a claim that flipped (accurate to inaccurate, or vice versa). No "weekly digest" emails. No "we noticed you haven't logged in" pings.

Threshold-basedΔ ≥ 5 · claim flip · custom thresholds (Pro)
05 / Trend

Trend dashboard

Accuracy over time, per topic, per model. See whether your fixes are sticking — and whether new model releases are breaking things. Export PNG or CSV for board decks.

Web + CSVPer-topic · per-model · per-claim history
06 / PDF

Monthly executive summary PDF

A two-page summary auto-generated and emailed on the 1st of each month — score, trend, top finding, and what changed. Designed to forward to your CEO without editing.

Auto-emailed2 pages · brandable · CEO-ready
07 / Badge

AI Readiness Certification Badge

Embed a live badge on your site that shows your current score. Updates daily via cached API. Expires 7 days after your subscription lapses, so the score never goes stale on someone else's website.

Live · CDN-cached1-hour TTL · no per-request cost
A real email alert

This is what an alert looks like.

One email, only when something moves. No weekly summaries, no nurture sequences, no upsell padding inside the alert itself.

misquoted alerts <alerts@misquoted.ai> → cmo@christmasornot.com
Score moved +12 this month — Gemini changed its mind about your pricing
May 1, 2026 · 6:00 AM PT · monthly scan

Your AI Readiness Score went from 59 to 71 overnight. Most of the lift came from Gemini — it picked up the pricing page you published last week.

Composite score
59 → 71 · +12
Pricing claim · Gemini
2/10 → 8/10
Pricing claim · ChatGPT
2/10 → 7/10
Integrations claim · Perplexity
6/10 → 4/10
View full report →

Next scan: Jun 1 · Adjust thresholds in settings

Three rules we live by

No emails just to stay top-of-mind.

  • Rule 1Only when score moves ≥5, or a claim flips. Otherwise silence.
  • Rule 2The data goes in the email body, not behind a "view in app" wall.
  • Rule 3Plain text fallback. Reads fine in Gmail, fine in Apple Mail, fine in Outlook.
AI Readiness Certification Badge

A badge for the site you just fixed.

Embed once. Updates daily. Disappears 7 days after you cancel — so the score never goes stale on your homepage.

71
AI Readiness
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christmasornot.com · refreshed May 1, 2026

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Monitor Standard vs Monitor Pro

Monthly or weekly. That's the difference.

Frequency is the tier differentiator. Everything else in Pro is a function of catching things sooner.

$399/mo · Monitor Standard
Monitor Standard
$399/mo
  • +Monthly full re-scan
  • +Email alerts on Δ ≥ 5
  • +Trend dashboard
  • +Monthly executive PDF
  • +AI Readiness badge
  • ·Weekly re-scans
  • ·Competitor drift alerts
  • ·Industry benchmark
  • ·Model-release auto-scans
$599/mo · Monitor Pro
Monitor Pro
$599/mo
  • +Everything in Monitor Standard
  • +Weekly re-scans (4× the data)
  • +Competitor drift alerts
  • +Industry benchmark comparison
  • +Model-release auto-scans (GPT-5, Gemini 3)
See Pro details →
Questions, answered

The fine print, in plain English.

What happens if I cancel?
Scanning stops at the end of your billing cycle. Data goes read-only for 90 days, then archives. The badge expires 7 days after your paid-through date so the score on your homepage never silently goes stale. Re-subscribe within 90 days and historical trend continuity is preserved.
What's the difference vs. Monitor Pro?
Frequency. Monitor Standard re-scans monthly; Pro re-scans weekly. Pro also includes competitor drift alerts, industry benchmark comparison, and auto-scans on major model releases (GPT-5, Gemini 3). If you're in a category where AI answers shift fast, Pro pays for itself in catch-time.
Is the correction playbook included?
Yes. Every monthly scan ships with a refreshed, prioritized correction playbook — the same one that's in the $199 Full Accuracy Report, recomputed each cycle against your latest scan. The standalone $199 Full Accuracy Report is still available as a one-time on-ramp if you want a playbook without committing to a subscription.
How customizable are the alert thresholds?
Monitor Standard uses fixed thresholds (Δ ≥ 5 or claim flip). Monitor Pro lets you set custom per-topic thresholds, mute specific claims, and route alerts to Slack via webhook.
Can I monitor more than one brand?
One brand per $399/mo subscription. Bundles get you better per-brand pricing — see Multi-Brand Bundles. A brand is one business entity (Acme Robotics and Tinsel Market are separate brands, not separate domains).
Can I upgrade or downgrade later?
Yes. Upgrade to Pro is instant via Stripe proration. Downgrade takes effect at the next billing cycle. Bundle changes work the same way.

Re-scan automatically. Hear from us only when it matters.

$399/mo. One brand. Cancel anytime. The badge goes live the day you subscribe.