Investors run your name through ChatGPT before the meeting. Customers do it before they sign. You have ninety seconds and zero excuses to know what shows up.
No marketing team. No comms team. No analyst relations. Just you and the wall of decisions to make. Here's what we hear from founders in the first call.
Five minutes before your seed pitch, the GP asks ChatGPT "what does [company] do." If the answer is wrong or empty, you start the meeting in a hole.
Word for word, with a diff against what you'd want them to hear. Plus a free Quick Win to fix it before tomorrow's meeting.
llms.txt? JSON-LD? Open Graph tags? Sitemap? Robots? You shipped the product. You skipped the SEO-for-AI checklist. You're not sure what it even is.
Five binary checks. Click to copy the generated llms.txt or JSON-LD straight from the report. Most founders close 3 of 5 in an afternoon.
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Full consensus matrix, model reliability scores, PDF, OG share card. No subscription. We email you once a month with what changed — that's it.
It's 8pm Tuesday. Sam's partner meeting is at 2pm Wednesday. The lead partner has emailed twice asking for a one-pager, and Sam is staring at the founders' use-case page wondering whether to run a free scan or just go to bed.
8:04pm · Free scan completeThe score is 42. The worst finding: three of four models describe Sam's company as a "developer productivity tool" when the actual positioning is "API observability for AI agents." That's the entire wedge of the company. The models do not know it exists.
8:12pm · Upgrade to $49The free scan is a teaser. Sam pays $49 and gets the full consensus matrix. The diagnosis is sharp: the homepage hero says "developer tools," not "AI agent observability." Five of the eighteen questions return "I don't know." The competitor teaser shows two named competitors scoring higher.
9:30pm · Site edits shippedSam rewrites the hero. Adds the recommended JSON-LD snippet from the playbook. Updates the OG tags. Pushes. Re-runs the scan as a sanity check — the readiness score will lag for a few weeks until the models re-crawl, but the Google AI Overview check now shows the new positioning.
2:00pm Wednesday · The meetingThe partner opens with "I saw your update last night — AI agent observability, right?" Sam doesn't know if the partner re-checked ChatGPT or just read the new homepage. Doesn't matter. The frame is right.
Founders don't need ongoing monitoring. They need the right answer before tomorrow. Forty-nine dollars buys it.
I spent more on the Notion subscription that month. The misquoted report rewrote my homepage for me.
Start free. Upgrade to $49 if you want the full picture. Most founders never need more than that — we'll email you once a month with what changed.
The opening move. AI Readiness Score, SEO-for-AI checklist, Google AI Overview check, copy-paste Quick Wins, blurred preview of consensus matrix.
The understanding tier. Everything above plus the full consensus matrix, model reliability scores, competitor comparison, and a PDF + OG card you can share.
Most founders find at least one critical gap on the first scan. The one with the missing positioning is usually obvious by the third model. The fix is usually a paragraph and a JSON-LD block.